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NAS SAFA - UNIQUE TOWELS

Release Date: 4/20/2024

Description: At an undisclosed location and undisclosed time around Saturn, an undisclosed narrator and his friend Stratos discuss a new piece of legislation that passed in Inner Saturn, where both reside, and have a lively debate as to the potential motivations and long-term effects of the legislation passing.

"Unique Towels" is a composition where each syllable is equivalent to a 16th note. Additionally, each line (bar) occupies the 8th interval of the Fibonacci sequence, containing between 34 and 55 syllables.

Math: At 80 BPM (all beats are at 80BPM), a quarter note is 0.75 seconds, which makes a 16th 0.1875 seconds. So then there are 5.3333 16ths per second, or 320 16th Notes Per Minute.

The syllables per minute for the recitation/rapping should then be 320 Syllables Per Minute (or more, depending on the frequency of 16th note triplets).

For Unique Towels the Syllables Per Minute (SPM) for the entire composition is 363.5 (imputing about 13.5% triplet rate).

01. Beatrice Isn't Wearing Any Socks

02. New Legislation in Inner Saturn

03. A New Function for the Phallus

04. A Muted Cunt-like Brilliance

05. The Bronchial Herpes Outbreak of the 2190s

06. Big Toe Group Chat

07. Dissipating Into The Ether

NAS SAFA - 60% OF NBA HENTAI

Release Date: 04/15/2024

Description: "60% of NBA Hentai" is composed on crime stories that are based on former NBA players engaging in criminal acts in alternate universes. The metrical scheme of the texts are driven by the excel formula =TEXTSPLIT(A1," ",".",TRUE,0," "), which automatically enters line breaks at the sight of every period.

01. '04 Pistons

02. '09 Lakers

03. '95 Sonics

NAS SAFA - ICE HOOKAH WITH THE TZATZIKI

Release Date: 10/31/2023

Description: "Ice Hookah with the Tzatziki" tells the story of Giannis Tzelepes Thomas Tzatziki, a ratio who has a super drunken night out at a dive bar named Nickanee's. The text is written in a "modal ratio" of >.667, where every echo (i.e. every instance of repetition in the line) comprises greater than .667 of the syllables of the line. Meaning: If a line contains 30 syllables, then there must be at least 21 instances of repetition ("echoes").

01. A Younger Caucasian Male Wearing A Slipknot T-Shirt

02. Blue Light Eyeglasses (with the Black Wire Rims)

03. Hookaholdladyoxygentank

04. Holding Back My Vomit (Poets Jumping Off Bridges)

05. John Bell Was Correct About The Physical Universe